Transylvania 6-5000 review It's time for another Full Moon Feature and I have to be honest...I screwed up, guys. This one's on me. Classic movie reviews will contain spoilers. Transylvania…

Godzilla vs. Destoroyah review Arguably the greatest monster vs. monster movie ever made. I'm ready to make the argument. Classic movie reviews will contain spoilers. Godzilla vs. Destoroyah Directed by…

Halloween II (2009) review Rob Zombie gets to put his full stamp on a Halloween movie. Hooray? Classic movie reviews will contain spoilers. Halloween II Directed by Rob Zombie Written…

Halloween (2007) review We have to cover them all. Classic movie reviews will contain spoilers. Halloween Directed by Rob Zombie Screenplay by Rob Zombie Starring Malcolm McDowell, Scout Taylor-Compton, Tyler…

Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers review It's like the opposite of John Carpenter's Halloween. But still kind of fun? Classic movie reviews will contain spoilers. Halloween: The Curse of…

Meridian review An interesting curse with a much less interesting resolution. Classic movie reviews will contain spoilers. Meridian Directed by Charles Band Written by Dennis Paoli Starring Sherilyn Fenn, Malcolm…

Ranking Evil Dead from the cabin to your front door. Every movie is someone’s favorite movie.  If you are a fan of the Evil Dead franchise and see your personal favorite…

Every movie is someone’s favorite movie.  If you are a fan of the Scream franchise and see your personal favorite movie ranked at or near the bottom of this list…don’t take…

Ranking V/H/S movies and segments from Amateur Night To Hell and Back Every movie is someone’s favorite movie.  If you are a fan of the V/H/S franchise and see your personal…

Every Alien Movie Ranked For over 45 years there has been one perfectly designed creature making appearances in film…and now television.  The Xenomorph is one of the greatest creations in…

Ranking The Conjuring Universe A quick note regarding what is (and isn’t) included in this ranking…we’re only ranking the movies officially considered a part of The Conjuring Universe.  That means…

Every A Nightmare on Elm Street Movie Ranked It’s been 15 years since the last movie in the A Nightmare on Elm Street series was released.  Over 20 since the…

Every Final Destination Movie Ranked For over a quarter century the Final Destination franchise has carved out a unique corner of the horror market.  Featuring some of the most memorable…

Ranking Jurassic Park Movies It's hard to believe that there have been seven Jurassic Park movies. Not because they're not profitable...the franchise just prints money at this point. Because there's…

Ranking the Poohniverse Movies With the Twisted Childhood Universe continuing to expand...what else could we do but rank all the installments? Hey...we did it for the public domain Mickey Mouse…

Every Public Domain Mickey Mouse Slasher Ranked For reasons beyond comprehension...we've had no less than FIVE Steamboat Willie inspired slasher movies since the cartoon hit public domain in 2024. For…