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Ash Review

March 19, 2025

Ash review. Ash, from director Flying Lotus, hits movie theaters March 21. Our non-spoiler review on ScareValue.com

Control Freak Review

March 18, 2025

Control Freak review. Control Freak is now streaming on Hulu. Our non-spoiler review of Control Freak on ScareValue.com

Borderline Review

March 17, 2025

Borderline review. Samara Weaving stars in Borderline, available now on VOD. Our non-spoiler review of Borderline.

Opus Review

March 13, 2025

Opus review. Opus, the latest release from A24, is now playing in theaters everywhere. Our non-spoiler review.

Uncontained Review

March 11, 2025

Uncontained Review. Uncontained comes to the Screambox streaming service on March 11, 2025. Our non-spoiler review.

For Sale by Exorcist Review

March 10, 2025

For Sale by Exorcist Review. For Sale by Exorcist hits Video on Demand March 11th. Our non-spoiler review of For Sale by Exorcist.

Don’t Get Eaten Review

March 7, 2025

Don't Get Eaten review. Don't Get Eaten is now available on Digital platforms via Video on Demand. Our non-spoiler review.

The Rule of Jenny Pen Review

March 6, 2025

The Rule of Jenny Pen Review. The Rule of Jenny Pen is in theaters now. Our non-spoiler review before it heads to Shudder

Novocaine Review

March 5, 2025

Novocaine Review. Jack Quaid stars in Novocaine. In theaters March 14. Our non-spoiler review of Novocaine.

Cannibal Comedian Review

March 4, 2025

Cannibal Comedian Review. Cannibal Comedian comes to SCREAMBOX March 4, 2025. Our non-spoiler review of Cannibal Comedian.

825 Forest Road Review

April 7, 2025

825 Forest Road Review. Shudder's latest original 825 Forest Road is now streaming. Our non-spoiler 825 Forest Road Review

Hell of a Summer Review

April 4, 2025

Hell of a Summer Review. Hell of a Summer is now playing in theaters everywhere. Our non-spoiler review on ScareValue.com

Screamboat Review

April 3, 2025

Screamboat Review. Can Fuzz on the Lens break through with a public domain slasher winner? Our non-spoiler review of Screamboat

Shiver Me Timbers Review

April 1, 2025

Shiver Me Timbers Review. The third public domain Popeye horror movie is upon us. Our non-spoiler Shiver Me Timbers Review

Mouseboat Massacre Review

March 28, 2025

Mouseboat Massacre review. Another day...another public domain slasher movie. Our non-spoiler review on Mouseboat Massacre.

The Woman in the Yard Review

March 27, 2025

The Woman in the Yard review. The Woman in the Yard is in theaters now. Our non-spoiler review on ScareValue.com

Death of a Unicorn Review

March 25, 2025

Death of a Unicorn review. Death of a Unicorn hits theaters this Friday. Our non-spoiler review on ScareValue.com

Revelations Review

March 24, 2025

Revelations review. Revelations is now streaming on Netflix. Our non-spoiler review of Revelations on ScareValue.com

Popeye the Slayer Man Review

March 21, 2025

Popeye the Slayer Man review. The latest public domain slasher has arrived. Better then most...still not quite there.

The Parenting Review

March 20, 2025

The Parenting review. The Parenting is now streaming on Max. Our non-spoiler review of The Parenting on ScareValue.com